Tonya Hardly / Lenora Babbitt

Lawanda

Nancy Cardigan

Jeff Googooly

Sean Heckardt

Stan Stant

Connie Tong

Dick Langley

Maria

Juan Wayne Babbitt

Crystal

Dr. Kelloc

Hostess

Officer Murphy

Officer Brown

Cycle Slut

Director

Lenora's Mother

Herself

Sponsor

Little Tonya

Little Brunette

Asian Fan

Skater #1

Nancy's Double

Cameraman

Mr. Electricity

Drag Queen

Housewife

Fast Food Worker

Weirdo

Dirk Smith

Tonya's Double

Coach

Christy

Dotty

Doctor

Nancy's Mother

Nancy's Father

Lawanda's Man

Tonya's Lawyer

Female Judge

Male Judge

German Skater

Tonya's Coach

Nancy's Coach

Oksana Bayou

Plastic Surgeon

Asian Girl

Sportscaster #1

Sportscaster #2

Debbie Dallas

Waiter

Lambada Dancer

Parrot Puppeteer

Cookie

Connie

Virgin Mary

Female Doctor

Propman

Second Assistant Director

E.R. Nurse

Mime

Nurse

Newscaster

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