Chris Monsanto

Susan "Susie" Wagner

Brett Mobley

Captain

Dr. Gardner

Sugalski

D'Alessandro

Tess

Darren Fischer

Bernard Moss

Lamar Whitley

Craig Balmer

Grandy

America

Joe Estevez

Quint Cussler

Spats

Gribbs

Leo Prince

Butch McCallister

Trish

Doreen

Henry Moss

Eleanor Moss

Kevin

Dock Thug #1

Dock Thug #2

Dock Thug #3

Narrator

Barber

Coroner

Perp

Leader

Hunky Man

Lew

Steve

Trampy Woman

Wimpy Man

Judge #1

Bank Man

Lois

Willie Dufresne

Robber

Jake

Cock-Eyed Jenny

Farmer's Wife

George Washington

Prostitute

Farmer #1

Farmer #2

Judge #2

Fedora Guy #1

Fedora Guy #2

Newscaster

Beach Man

Beach Woman

Milliner

Producer

Waiter

Caterer

Hip Driver

Hostess

Mean Man

Hammerhead

Rightside-Up Shiner

Elderly Woman #1

Elderly Woman #2

Native

St Peter

Observer #1

Observer #2

Smiling Man