Narrator (voice)

Hottie Penguin (voice)

Carl (voice)

I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)

Juan Sanchez (voice)

There's No Snow Penguin (voice)

What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)

He's So Gross Penguin (voice)

Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)

Insecure Penguin (voice)

They're all bitches Penguin (voice)

Helen (voice)

Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)

Ester (voice)

Penguin on Belly (voice)

Melissa (voice)

Jimmy (voice)

Sidney (voice)

Online Penguin (voice)

Carl's Grandfather (voice)

Angry Penguin (voice)

Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)

Hilton Penguin (voice)

Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)

No Personality Penguin (voice)

Steve the Owl (voice)

Jamie (voice)

Melvin (voice)

My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)

Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)

Sly Penguin (voice)

Vicky (voice)

Marcus (voice)

Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)

Seal Critics (voice)

Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice)

Penguin from Boca (voice)

Pissed Penguin (voice)

Horny Penguin (voice)

Sheila (voice)

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