Selina Gibbons

Professor Marvin Méliès/Jeffrey Westlake/Sigmund

Chrissy

Dr. Maureen Teasdale

Hazel

Sam

Ralph

Lucky Penny

Daffy

Wendall

Necktie

Cult Leader/The Mad Scientist

The Priest

The Bounty Hunter/Cult Member

The President

News Anchor

Tony/Cult Member

Elena

Narrator/Uncle Steve/Death/Bernie/Burglar/Menlorp

Femax/Cult Member/Bigfoot

Morgan Bancroft

Henry

Teddy

Teddy's Dad

Scooter

Emma

Jacob

Hobo Phil

Skeptic