Stanley Stupid

Joan Stupid

Buster Stupid

Petunia Stupid

Colonel Neidermeyer

Lieutenant Neal

Evil Sender

The Lloyd

Stanley's Neighbor

Late-night show host

TV Director

Glamorous Actress

TV Studio Guard

Talk show guest

Postal Supervisor

Gas Station Attendant

Explosive Guy

Charles Sender

Talk Show Hostess

Chinese Waiter #1

Graffiti Artist

Reporter #1

Reporter #2

Bad Guy