Ronnie O'Dowd

Lovell Summers

John O'Dowd

Mary

Brenda Doyle

Tony Bone

Young Boy

Sylvie

Mrs Crane

Eric Crane

Barbara Crane

Dan

Bart

Big Alice

Miss Marshall

Tony's Girlfriend

Boxing MC

Helen

Mrs. Skudalapski

Magistrate

Mrs Maines

Mrs Cruikshank

Mrs Walker

Young John O'Dowd

Anne Jane O'Dowd

Hotel Receptionist

Crazy Sue