Mark the Lumberjack

Brick McPherson

Greasy Joe

Winston

The Prospector

Bunky

Sam Bucket

Bob Bucket

Bill Bucket

Sheriff Hanson

Deputy Allen

The Doc

Arnie

Mitch

Frank Greene

Mee Maw

Officer Butch

Bigfoot

Jerk Bear

Dan Doppler

Porn-mag Pete

Leonard's Mistress

Dennis Loafer

Big Bury Bomber #1

Big Bury Bomber #2

Pimp Daddy

Cheap Charlie (voice)

The Bitch (voice)