Joan Rivers

Bobby Berosini

Orangutan

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Bert Convy

Robin Leach

Tony Randall

Charles Nelson Reilly

Father Guido Sarducci

Garry Shandling

Elizabeth Ashley

Erma Bombeck

David Brenner

Diahann Carroll

Nell Carter

Selma Diamond

Sandy Duncan

Elvira

Morgan Fairchild

Lauren Hutton

Alan King

Mayor Edward Koch

Kris Kristofferson

Michele Lee

Ali McGraw

Howie Mandel

Willie Nelson

Anthony Perkins

Vincent Price

Lynn Redgrave

Little Richard

Brooke Shields

Suzanne Somers

Joan Van Ark

Judge Joseph Wapner

Dr. Ruth Westheimer

Betty White

George Furth

Anthony Holland

Shuko Akune

Vivian Bonnell

Richard Coca

Lisa Dunsheath

Sid Gould

Sandy Hackett

John Harlan

Ben Kronen

Kay E. Kuter

Gela Jacobson

Howie Morris

Yana Nirvana

Deanne Oliver

Mae Questel

Jennifer Richards

Ken Sacha

Eve Smith

Ray Stewart

Vernon Washington

Teenage Heidi Abromowitz (uncredited)