Nick Twisp / François Dillinger

Sheeni Saunders

Estelle Twisp

Mr. Saunders

George Twisp

Vijay Joshi

Mr. Ferguson

Lance Wescott

Jerry

Lefty

Lacey

Paul Saunders

Taggarty

Bernice Lynch

Matron

Mrs. Saunders

Trent

Old Man

Sailor #1

Sailor #2

Officer #1

Officer #2

Headmistress

Illegal Immigrant #1

Illegal Immigrant #2

Officer A. Fanning

Officer T. Cahill

Store Clerk

Teenage Girl

Jock Guy

Sheeni Consultant