Erik the Newscaster (voice)

Luke St. Luke (voice)

El Superbeasto (voice)

Dame Grace Appleton / Liza / Babs / Dolly / Joan / Gloria / Scripty / Helga Strudel (voice)

Trixie (voice)

Lefty / Kate / Courtney / Smelga Strudel / Betty Sue Lou (voice)

Amber (voice)

Uncle Carl (voice)

Gerard the Exterminator (voice)

Michael / Commercial Voice / Bobby Hyde / Commandant Hess / Assistant Cameraman / El Gato / Grossburger / Creature Preacher (voice)

Cigarette Girl / Bride Fronkenstein / Female Patron / Stripper in Hall / Telephone Victim / Old Woman (voice)

Mr. Fly (voice)

Suzi X (voice)

Murray (voice)

Rover / Otto / Old Man / Herbie (voice)

Nazi Zombie (voice)

Dr. Satan (voice)

Lenny (voice)

Velvet Von Black (voice)

Burt the Spurt (voice)

Nerdy Patron (voice)

Rico (voice)

Bennie Redriguez (voice)

Varla (voice)

Otis Driftwood (voice)

Screaming Patron (voice)

Captain Spaulding (voice)

Krongarr / Mooney McMoon / Albino Singer (voice)

Santa Baby (voice)

Morris Green (voice)

Walla Voodoo (voice)

Walla Voodoo (voice)

Walla Voodoo (voice)

Walla Voodoo (voice)