Dexter Reilly

A.J. Arno

Dean Eugene (E.J.) Higgins

Timothy Forsythe

Professor Lufkin

Myles

Debbie Dawson

Richard Schuyler

Cookie

Dean Collingsgood

Sgt. Cassidy

Alfred

Ted

Driver

TV Announcer

Mr. Burns

Mr. Sampson

Slither Roth

Henry Fathington

Druffle

Road Block Officer

Mike Bank Guard (uncredited)

Professor (uncredited)

Elwood (uncredited)

Reporter (uncredited)

Mr. Reed (uncredited)

Charlie, School Custodian (uncredited)

Golfer (uncredited)

Budget Meeting Attendee (uncredited)