Darcy Elliot Bobrucz

Stan Bobrucz

Mr. Bobrucz

Donna Elliot

Mrs. Bobrucz

Lila

Chris

Retro

Michaela

Adoption Official

Miss Giles

Mary Bobrucz

Lou Bobrucz

Marnie

Elaine

Carlita

Landlady

Push Nurse

Mr. Kolby

Night School Teacher

Amorous Porker

Rev. Kim

Wee Willy

Ambrosia

Ace

Desdemona

Trapper

Baby Cakes

Erin

High Flyer

Angel

Pediatric Nurse

Nurse

Prom Photographer

Doctor

Michaela's Boyfriend

Bookkeeper

Mrs. Sitwell

Night Clerk

Beth

Ronald

Manager of Quickie Nickie's

Anastasia

Beverly

Baby Thea

Student

Uniformed Official

Roofer

Capt. O'Connell

Sgt. Blaine

Nurse (uncredited)

Nurse (uncredited)

Chicken Shack Server (uncredited)