Thad Castle

Alex Moran

Sammy Cacciatore

Mary Jo Cacciatore

Coach Marty Daniels

Harmon Tedesco

Donnie Schrab

Larry Summers

Julia King

Craig Shiloh

Radon Randell

Holly

Dick Dawg

Dhani Jones

Satan / Gift Wrap Man

Tina

Dean Olivares

Auctioneer

Nerdy Looking Kid

Cop

Young Thad

Stephanie

Mojito Girl

Amber

Valerie

Second Student

Third Student

Football Player (uncredited)