Coach Scott Deshields

Caitlin DeShields

President Jennine Wormer Pratt

Frank Bender

Coach Kassem Bosco

Maurice 'Mo' Jamal

Phan Quan

Jimmy Zellman

Self

Daniel 'Data' Maurer

Myron Segal

Ronald Rosenblatt

Juan 'Scrap' Rodriguez

Sean 'Milky' Cronin

Richard John Thomas Johnson

Sharif Ali

Rent-a-Cop

President Pratt's Secretary

Slappy Smith

Coach Hack Jones

Alysia 'Big Mama' Chance

Party Girl

White Kitty

Voice of Holly

Annoyed Student

Work it Hard Girl

Chloe Grace

Black Kitty

Little Girl

Warren West

Tour Girl