Narrator / Larkin Eve

Wes Jameson

Elis Heimermann

Ali Thomlyn

Walt Flanagan

Don Smith

Sergeant Svenning

Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin

Jason Mewes / Jay

Party Marty

Usher (voice)

Leonard James Nash

Comic Book Horndog

Kay Theater Announcer (voice)

Festival Programmer

Cracker Jack / DJ Snowball / Chairback

Dr. Jared Patel

Rental Clerk

Comic Book Clerk

Comic Book Steve

Lisa Spoonauer / Caitlin Bree