Major LeGrande Bushe

Connie Garrison / Natasha

Female Moesha

Female Larrisha

Award Show Presenter

Samantha Stamen

President Ben Dover

Male Larrisha

Real Robert Schmitt

Male Moesha

Female Curlisha

Sensei

Amber Earhardt

LeGrande Bushe

Boris / Edgar Allan Putz

Fireman Frank

Male Curlisha

Unreal Robert Schmitt

Jasmine

Neil Downe

Christine Choppel

Celeste

Gary

Durwood

Beverly

Launchman

Russell Sprout

Self

Self

Laura Luzair

Ramora

Eileen Dover

Dr. Charles Hunter

Captain Kirk Stillwood (voice)

Captain Jack Youngblood

Lynn Hastings / Afro Agent / Nurse Uri / Don Gornelius Jr. / Nay Nay / Tay Tay / Cow / Dodo The 'Big Bang' Bean (voice)

Captain Cheryl Stillwood

Hacky

Paramedic Yacky

Detective Dan Marr

Dr. Beverly Krasher

Self

Dr. Len McCoyy

Michael Dante

Jack Donner

Sean Kenney

Don Gornelius

Rose

Engineer Scootie Montgomery

Daisy

Anne Droid

Self

Apollo

Buzz the Pothead

Budd The Pothead

Harold the Herald

ATC Officer Roger Thompson

Tatty Tayle

Hammy The Hamster / Bystalker Flower (voice) (as Stephen Waichulis)

Self

Self

Film Set Security Guard

Riley Finn

Blonde Selfie Girl

Self

Young Attendant #1

Young Attendant #2

Alien

Alien

Alien

Captain Buttok Snortz (voice)