Noelle O'Hanlon

Narrator / Radio DJ

Pat McKerrod

Miss Darcy

Maria O'Hanlon

Mr. Shepherd

Himself

Kylie

Paula

Mervyn

Joe O'Hanlon

McKerrod's Guard

Cuckoo

Proinsias

Mick

Himself

Spud-Bob

Angela

Factory Worker (uncredited)

Junior's Driver

Motorbiker

Proinsias's Wife

McKerrod's Driver

Barmaid

Whitney

Noelle Aged 2

Cutie Pie

Bernadette

Noelle Aged 6

Dance Teacher

Miss Burney

Stormont Security Guard

Snowball

Himself

Surveyor

Speaker

Himself

Baby Noelle

Mr. Shepherd's Assistant

McKerrod's Guard

Surveyor

Junior McKerrod

Noelle Aged 4

Norman

Bubble

Stormont Security Guard

Football Extra (Credit Only)

Nellie

Coach

Angina

Thomas

O'Brain

Dicey

Factory Worker (uncredited)