Matt Benson

Phyllis Lake

Police Sgt. 'Irish' Duffy

Toby Sykes

Larry Lake

George the Butler

Editor Clark

Agent Burton

Cpl. Tony Ciccardi

Mamie the Secretary

Mom Benson

George the Private

Bud the Private

Company Captain Anderson

Henchman Chuck

Henchman Pinky Gordon

Postman

Draft Board Medical Officer

Death Scene Doctor

Barracks Sgt. Johnson