Wally Sparks

Sandy Gallo

Lenny Spencer

Floyd Preston

Helen Williams

Priscilla Preston

Harvey Bishop

Emily Preston

Harry Karp

New York Cab Driver

Rapper Announcer

Martha Karp

Porn Actor

Lola Larue

Randel Williams

Tim Allen

Dancer

Reporter #3

Dean Sparks

Robby Preston

Joey

Robby's Friend

Commercial Director

Bum

Butler

Bartender

Michael Bolton

Reporter #1

Reporter #2

Reporter #4

Stable Boy

American Wrestler #1

American Wrestler #2

Hooker Nurse

Cardinal

Gabrielle Carteris

George Hamilton

John Henson

Jay Leno

Sally Jessy Raphael

Geraldo Rivera

Roseanne Barr

Jerry Springer

Alana Stewart

Rolanda Watts

Morton Downey, Jr.

Michael Rooker

Wally's Assistant

Dixie (uncredited)