Ivan Travalian

Alica Detroit

Gloria Travalian

Morris Finestein

Patrick Dicker

Jackie Dicker

Igor

Bonnie (as Elva Leff)

Spike

Debbie

Geraldo

Kreplich

Roger Slessinger

Lt. Glass

Officer Kapinsky

Oliver Cromwell

Fippsy Fippininni

Ted Brawn

Mrs. Woo

Seth Shapiro

J.J.

Miss Knoph

Second Taxi Driver

Larry Kotzwinkle

Complete Stranger

Young Woman

Doorman

Millie

Eddie

Pimp

French Student

Waitress

Young Lady

Drug Dealer

Girl Scout

Bystander

Bag Lady

Grunella

Newspaper Vendor