Francis Forbes Clunie

Dr. Olive Branch

Mrs Napier

Det. Sgt. Ure

Lauren McCall

Lauren MacCall

Gus McCurdie

Davie

Hughie

Nurse Josephine

Nurse Betty

McTaggart

Bald Santa

Drunken Bum

Krankie Woman

Newscaster

Reporter

Poor Joe Pavarotti

Van Centre Manager

Van Washer

Dougie

Rab

Mr McCurdie's PA

Newsvendor

Taxi Driver

Bar Manager

Bartender

MC

Tam Burlaine

Archie

Marksman