Nick

Shane Stubbs

Amy

Caitlin

Pirate

Rex

Lucy

Gordy Symonds

Robin

Ricky

Hammerhead

Brother David

Brother Julian

Smurf Girl

Bride Smurf

Smurf Maid of Honor

Smurf-in-Law

Vivian Taylor

Officiator

Queasy Steve

Policeman/Brother Timothy

PC Jones

Provost

Rhys

Scouse Guy

Shoulders

Woman on Shoulders

Arsey Festival Goer

Pissing Man

Yung Boner

Musician - Himself

Ticket Inspector

Stage Compere

Welsh Rastafarian

Elf Girl

Angry Car Owner

Festivalgoer

Festivelgoer