Richard Martinez / Ms. Bianca Del Rio

Deborah

Mitya / Katya

Sally Jessy Raphael

Court Reporter

School Reporter

Coach Chuck

Keeley Carson

Talk Show Host

Ambrosia Salad

Carly Ward

Studio Anchor

Bobby

Texas Police Officer

Prison Matron

Wise-Ass Teen

Stephen

Rex

Angela Jo

Beverly Ann

Alaska Thunderfuck

Russian Peasant #1 / Shadow Double

Russian Peasant #2

Boris

Roksana

Svetlana Zlopasnost

Potato Lady

Potato Man

Kissing Russian Guard

Russian Officer #1

Russian Officer #2

Bartender

Gorky Park

Russian Nesting Doll

Lady Nesting Doll

Sexy Russian

Jiggly Caliente

Lady Bunny

Vicki Leaks

Busted

Russian Guard

Hotel Porter

Sacha

Russian Door Guard

Svetlana's Guard

Magda

Security Guard

Horny Rat (voice)

Gorky's Plaything

Hot Guy

Karma Johnstone

Russian Inmate

Student

Prisoner

Russian Prison Guard