Brenda Landers

Harry Landers

Taryn Steele

Capt. Nelson

Doctor

Butch

Queen Lara

U.S. President

Karen

Griffin

First Lady

Violet

Video Salesman

Mary Brown

Ray

Don Simmons

Alpha Beta

Sy Swerdlow

Bernice Pitnik

Harvey Pitnik

Dutch

Sherrie

Frankie

Mr. Gower

Rupert King

Cleopatra

Rick Raddnitz

Mike

Vanya

Apartment Victim

Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Anchorman

Pirate Captain

Floozie

Weatherperson

Prostitute

Floor Manager

Paramedic #1

French Ventriloquist Dummy Manager

Lifescenes Magazine

Steve Allen

Charlie Callas

Self

Henry Silva

Rip Taylor

Jackie Vernon

Slappy White

Henny Youngman

Murray

Blackie

Female Republican

Jerry

Fred

Graceless Pirate

Grizzled Pirate

Fan Club President

Man in Pub

George

Customer

Doctor

Host

Major General Hadley (uncredited)

General McCormick (uncredited)

General Ballentine (uncredited)

Danny Clayton (uncredited)