William K. Johnson (as Juan Johnson)

Cameron Nolan (as Strangling Jack Johnson)

Cary Nolan (as Moondoggie Johnson)

Solstice

Dr. Fu

Charleton Heston (as Dick Johnson)

Detective Borelli (as Big Sexy Johnson)

Detective O'Malley

Brandi Still

Rosarita Cho

Tiny - Inmate #2

Torch

Henry Woo

Carolyn

The Naked Guy

Crazy Lady

Goodfoot - Paroled Inmate

Inmate #6

Snowflake the Sexy Spokesmodel

Psychiatrist Patient

Inmate #11

Inmate #2