Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar

Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock

Willie

Darrell Hyde

Nigel Holden

Inspector Grosse

Francesca

Death's Head

Donna Dutch

Korean Bidder

Nigerian Bidder

Italian Bidder

Iranian Bidder

Reverend Simkin

Lawyer

Bank Manager

Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

Heath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese

Elmer, Tourist

Jolene, Tourist

Lovely Lady on Train

Warder

Cabbie

Tim

Rabbi Blum

Rabbi's Wife

Sir Hugh

Amy Hicklar

Car Hire Girl

Sick Lady on Train

Mrs Thatcher

Mrs Thatcher (Voice)

The Queen

Little Boss at Auction

Big Boss at Auction

The Duchess

Old Jeweller

Ronald

Husband on Train

Chesterton

Agent Merrow

The Queen (Voice)

Flo Fleming

Train Guard

Vault Guard