John 'Spud' Milton

Mr. 'The Guv' Edly

Rambo

Henry 'Gecko' Barker

Vern 'Rain Main' Blackadder (as Thomas Burne)

Charlie 'Mad Dog' Hooper

Boggo

Simon Brown

Eve - Mrs. Wilson

Sparerib - Mr. Wilson

Mermaid - Debbie

Amanda

Mrs Milton

Mr Milton

Fatty

Christine