Doug Glatt

Xavier Laflamme

Eva

Pat

Ross Rhea

Dr. Glatt

Ronnie Hortense

Rollie Hortense

Gord Ogilvey

Marco Belchoir

John Stevenson

Evgeni

Oleg

Ira

Park Kim

Backup Goalie

Mrs. Glatt

Donovan

Oldfield

Reg

Bartender

Darren

Customer

Guy

Guy in Leather Jacket

Kelly

O'Sullivan

Rod McCaudry

Ref / ND Halifax Player #1

Shamrock's Coach

Teenage Singer

Uncle Stevie

Assassin #1 / Concord Player #2

Blanko

Hamilton Defenseman

Lowell Kings Opponent

Mirimachi Opponent #1

Mirimachi Opponent #2

Huntington

Brandon

Richard

Stripper

Albee Cohen

Mr. Goldsmith

Young Woman

Barbara Cohen

Lineman #1

Lineman #2

Iroquius #4

Concord Player #4

Iroquius #5

Assassin #2

Paris Hilton Lookalike

Assassin #3

Assassin #7

Rachel (uncredited)

Autograph Seeker (uncredited)

Simard (uncredited)

Drunkard (uncredited)

Restaurant Patron / Team Supporter (uncredited)

Assassin Player (uncredited)

Crazy Fan (uncredited)

Agin (uncredited)

Production Assistant #3 (uncredited)

Production Assistant #1 (uncredited)