Xaviera Hollander

Yves St. Jacques

Madelaine

J. Arthur Conrad

Chet

The Cop

Trout Fisherman

Music Guru

Dirty Harry

Customs Agent

Albert Ruffleson

Cynthia

Lt. Taggert

Fred

Mrs. Gordon

Carl Gordon

Chris

Aurora

Lucille

April Jones

May Smith / Linda Jo

Nadine

Norma

Finch

Carla

Reality Girl

Finkle Bellis

Rosie

The Banker with Chris

The Senator with Chris

Elderly Gentleman

Alexandre

In the Pink

Red Hat

Desk Sergeant