Charlie (voice)

Gidget (voice)

Jose (voice)

Vinnie P (voice)

Oliver (voice)

The Wise Bartender

Victor von Manure

Robert

Jenna

Benny

Holly

Lenny

Grandpa Peter

CEO Bill

Johnson

Granny

Officer Duewrong

Rookie Mailman

Veteran Mailman

Detective Tom Foolery

Michelle

Jennifer

Edmond

Madeline

Corwin

Granny's Granddaughter

Narrator (voice) (uncredited)