Mr. Parker (The Old Man)

Ralph "Ralphie" Parker

Mrs. Parker (Mother)

Randy Parker

Zudoc

The Old Man's fishing buddy

Mr. Winchell, the Assessor

Leopold Doppler

Pulaski

Emil Bumpus

Miss Shields

Lug Ditka

Flick

Schwartz

Big Dickie Bumpus

Ma Bumpus

Grandma Bumpus

Ace Bumpus

Floyd Bumpus

Clovis Bumpus

Grandpa Bumpus

Delbert Bumpus

Cassie Bumpus

Gypsy Woman

Scut Farcus

Grover Dill

Mrs. Kissel

Mr. Won Lung

Narrator / Ralph as an Adult (voice)

Orpheum Theatre Attendee