Joseph Ratchford was born in 1878, from a young age he had an interest in pictures, most prominently those of Spider-Man. Whilst he dabbles in writing and directing lacklustre short films, usually with himself as the sole cast member, a trait he attributes to social anxiety, but is in fact mostly out of convivence, he is more well known as the guy who once called Sonic the Hedgehog 'cocaine rat simulator', and therefore, may have changed the course of human history.