Brian talks lost luggage, sidewalk etiquette and shipping frustrations, then is shocked by answers he gets to simple questions he asks on the street.

After revisiting anxieties about spelling bees and science projects, Brian riffs on eating while talking, the phone company and a confusing war term.

Brian brainstorms company names, puts old inventions through modern scrutiny, designs doughnuts and shows off a new color-based performance group.

Brian delves into overdone movie scenes, sitting too close to other people at restaurants and being the guy who flew to the moon but didn't walk on it.