Beavis and Butt-head are almost recruited into the Army by Sergeant Dick Leaky, a.k.a. "The Rooster."

The boys head to Maxi-Mart for some Friday night action; they meet a hot biker chick with larceny on her mind.

The boys do a favor for Mr. Anderson (who they hope will die soon, and leave his money to them) by washing his dog Collette at the laundromat. Of course, they wind up in one of the dryers, too.

Mr. Van Driessen sends the boys on a petition drive to stop a furrier from coming to town.

The boys go skeet shooting and Butt-head downs a jumbo jet.

The boys buy frozen yogurt after seeing a seductive ad for it on TV.

Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling. Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer. Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

While doing community service work at the hospital, the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.

The boys must each compose a haiku for their English class.

The boys go over to Stewart's house to watch "Death Truck" on pay-per-view, but, bored with that, they give him a flying wedgy, vacuum the cat, sniff gas from the stove, and blow up his kitchen.

The boys prune Mr. Anderson's trees...and destroy his house.

During a shift at Burger World, Butt-head goes to sleep (standing up), and dreams that he and Beavis are rock stars.

Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing during sexual education class. Problem is, Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he's not going to make this task easy for them...

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

The boys go to the drive-in theatre, causing trouble in the bathroom, the concession stand and with the security guard.

During the ride back to the U.S., Dave forces Beavis and Butthead to smuggle pills by swallowing condoms full of them – but the duo forget to tie them up and the three of them end up getting pulled over by border patrol.

Beavis and Butt-head head to Mexico with their friend, Dave, in an effort to obtain illegal fireworks, but instead make a run for the bathroom after a taco stand owner gets revenge on the duo who fed his dog hot sauce.

Butthole and Joe paint Mr. Anderson's house. Bored with that, they sniff paint thinner, destroy quite a few things, paint his cat's butt, and decide to go for a nice ride on his lawnmower.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the doctor to get prescription medicine, so they can "feel good."

Beavis and Butt-head deal with annoying customers (and deep fry stuff) during a shift at Burger World.

The boys go to a carnival sideshow to watch Tiffany The Rubber Band Lady perform. Somehow, they wind up in their own show, as the "Chicken-Head-Biting, Siamese twin Geeks."

The boys incur the wrath of woman at the drive-in theatre, after taking a picture of her butt.

Buzzcut divides the class into boy/girl pairs, and assigns each a ""sugar baby"" which they must care for and nurture for one week. Beavis and Butt-head are paired together (as each girl in the class has refused to be assigned to them), and promptly give their "baby" a bath -- in a stream.

Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs, and Butt-head serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse-burger and French flies.

The boys have Mr. Anderson's credit card, and buy $6,275 worth of animals at the pet store...which puts a damper on Anderson's Odd Fellows convention.

Daria is assigned to help the boys with their science project.