A thoughtless and forgetful Tom ruins Linda's carefully planned Valentine's Day dinner by letting the guys talk him into playing in their weekly basketball game.
Widower Coach is smitten by a woman with whom he has much in common; Marty outmaneouvers a process server armed with divorce papers; Tom and Linda await results from a pregnancy test.
Vince is blue because he can't get a loan to cover the art school tuition for his ""gigantically talented"" son Matt; but he turns red when Herb offers to foot the bill. Meanwhile, Marty is green with envy when he learns his estranged wife is daring an attractive young waiter.
Linda talks Tom into fixing up one of his buddies with her friend Barb, who just moved back into town. Her plan: ""We introduce them, they have dinner, they get married, they're our best friends forever.""
Marty prepares to ""woo, wow, and win back' his wife Doris, but she's decides that she needs some space -- ""about 150 feet in each direction."" A legal document makes it official.