Hugh Campbell

Adam Bourke

Stanford 'Stan' Edgar

Monique

Cameron Coleman

Janine

Will Ferrell as Coach Brink

Daphne Campbell

Secret Service Agent 1

Secret Service Agent 2

Tek Knight

Cate Dunlap

Sam Riordan

Sameer Shah

P.A. Bonnie

Doctor Dorian Boone (voice)

Nurse 1

Nurse 2

Wall Street Bro

Hospital Security Guard

Dead Lab Assistant

FBSA Agent

Desk Sergeant

Big Chief Apache