Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!

I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

When I was your age, television was called books.