All the queens arrive at the bar for the pageant. Accusations are flung, sabotages are revealed, and their world will never be the same again.

Paper injures a stripper while getting a lapdance. In the ER, the two discuss their shared past and the pageant.

After a botched phone alarm, Sharron and Minnie are running late for the pageant. On the way, they find a lost child.

Naomi goes to the mall to exchange a bronzer but is soon trapped is locked makeup store during a gas leak. It is an opportunity to get drunk and reflect.

Babs is hosting the AIDS run, dealing with the heartbreak of having been stood up. When the man shows up, she decides to confront him.

It's the day of the Miss Church Street pageant. Reigning champ Elaina is tasked with delivering the prize. To her horror, it is stolen.