Put me down as a “Maybe”.
Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
Don’t be a dummy!
Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
