After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls 'the house' to learn the whereabouts of the boys...only to learn that they are dead.
Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.
During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.
After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine ""Volt Cola,"" Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.