Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.
Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.
After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.
Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.
As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.
Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.
Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.
Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.
Meg exposes her family on a talk show.
Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.
Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.
Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.
Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.
When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.
When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.
The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.
A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.
Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.
Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.
Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.
