A Clarence Special Report: Compelling Television. Clarence seeks, captures, and defeats the notion of compelling television.

Attention: Due to the results of a recent network test marketing session, Wonder Showzen has been slightly retooled. Today's Wonder Showzen has been replaced by a full episode of Horse Apples!

Wonder Showzen is so broke the gang buys a bootleg rip off and decide to show that instead. Naturally, this results in war, and a compromise of apocalyptic dimensions.

When Wordsworth is afraid to fight his fear, Chauncey and Him have a climb into his brain and change his mind from a boy into a man.

In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.

Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his stupidity. They even let him take control of Wonder Showzen. The result is a big stinky horse apple.

When Chauncey decides to travel in his time machine to mess with mental slowpokes, he discovers that he already beat himself to it. Which Chauncey will survive?

Pop sensation Letter P is literally ready to blow up, and it is making the gang sick. Luckily, she learns that liposuction will not only make you a better person, it can save the world.