Teachers Judy Threadgold and Neville Keaton encounter a vicarage without a vicar, a sinister motor car, and the strange organization known as Disappearances Anonymous. Is it really connected with DH Lawrence lectures? And was Neville's mother right when she said: 'Bruises and blood... that's natures way of curing things...'
The first of four Alan Plater plays concerns two teachers, Judy Threadgold and Neville Keaton, and their hopes for a peaceful half-term break. But they become involved with missing persons, crocodiles, strange policeman, yellow beetles, anonymous threats, and with each other. And they don't even like each other.