Kick and Gunther break Magnus' meat slicer the day before the annual Battlesnax Salted Meats Festival, so they brave an epic Viking department store, Bwar-Mart, to find a replacement. When they are trapped in the store after hours, they must find a way to escape before the wacky store manager makes them employees for life.
A new big screen TV has shown up and with that Brad and Brianna are the first to make claims to the TV. Harold makes them play ping pong to decide who gets control over the TV for a night (which is the way the Buttowski family used to settle things when Harold was younger rather than fighting). Brad and Brianna both have bad table manners with ping pong, but things start to get out of hand when Harold picks up a paddle, and now the only one who can stop him is... Kick.
After a botched reenactment, Kick is selected to star in a Viking reenactment over Gunther who really wanted to star in the reenactment. After a second Botched Reenactment when Kick tries to set the record straight by having Gunther do the reenactment instead of him, Gunther is now being mistaken for an ancient Viking warrior when he along with Kick's Family visits the Old Country. Gunther is now being hailed as a hero and a celebrity instead of his usual status as a wing-man. Gunther states that he will never leave the old country again. Can Kick save their friendship before it's too late?
Kick, while in the midst of his Para-boarding ambitions, is strapped for a material that can withstand the G-Forces when he is airborne but is denied such a thing when he tries to borrow such a thing from his neighbors. But when a thief surfaces in the neighborhood a sleep deprived Kick is accused of stealing the items so to clear his name he forms a Neighborhood Watch with Gunther. He eventually comes up with no leads and now has one night to turn up a perp, or the neighbors will be calling in the boys in blue. In the midst of his last-ditch effort even Kick will be surprised as to the thief's identity.
When Gunther gets grounded on the night of Boom McCondor's BMX Joust, Magnus (evidently wanting to give him a sporting chance) challenges Kick to a BattleSneegan to see if he can get Gunther on the sidewalk before sundown if he doesn't Gunther's grounding gets extended for a year and if that's not bad enough Magnus has never ever lost a BattleSneegan before.
Kick (who is also joined by Gunther) going to Kendall's party, but Kick is bored and he is challenged Kendall to trick or treat at a house no one has ever gone to: the super creepy and "Haunted" Van Der Deth Mansion. Kick reaches out to all his friends of the party because Kendall got bored everyone (including her boyfriend Ronaldo).
When Brad gets a new girlfriend, Kelly, Kick soon finds out she is just using him for a cheer leading initiation stunt, which is throwing a huge pile of junk on Brad live on the stage while he is performing a song for her. Can Kick get through to Brad before he is beyond humiliated in front of his entire high school class?
Rock Callahan's coming to Mellowbrook for a big concert and pyrotechnics display, Kick and Gunther's chance to meet their idol has come. Only there's one problem: there is only ONE TICKET LEFT at Wade's store (The Food 'n' Fix) and it's expensive, and neither one can yield the ticket to the other. So to pay for the ticket Kick and Gunther have formed lawn mowing services, and now Kick and Gunther's friendship is really on the line and at stake about meeting Rock Callahan. Will they reach a compromise or will their desire to meet Rock Callahan mentally strain their friendship?