Dee uses a time machine to turn back the clock becoming a teenager again, while Parker uses the same machine to see her future. When Parker doesn't like what she sees, she impulsively changes her future by marrying Blake.
Simon is rejected by James Hard for a position on Hard News Report and tries to make himself more masculine by taking a man-pill. Parker finds the new Simon attractive as she fights Dee for the presidency of a woman's organization.
When Blake sells the network to a computer company, Parker tries to impress her new AI intelligence boss by becoming more computerized and less emotional. Dee fights for a better contract by getting the rest of the staff to strike
Victoria announces her retirement, causing Dee to lose a rival and Parker to get one when Blake hires Zack Parker. The Dee Show zooms to number one when Parker realizes she and Zack are better together.
It's Mother's Day and Parker's mom surprises her with a visit. Parker manages to pawn her mom off on Dee, who's searching for her birth mom, but regrets it when her mom seems to prefer Dee's company to Parker's.
Parker and Dee agree they need more celebrity guests. They decide to go to rehab to get a deal with Lance Parfait, a big star in Hollywood. But rehab turns out to be harder than it looks when both have to give up their favorite vices.
Parker is introduced to the world of environmentalism when she meets a cute activist named Ethan. Parker soon becomes the most hardcore environmentalist of all while Dee shops for a new car on the show.
Bellamy research indicates Dee is no longer relatable to her viewers. Blake decides to give her something she can relate to-Parker naturally. Dee goes ballistic and quits. Parker struggles in the spotlight while Dee strives to reclaim it
Dee tries everything to get The Dee Show's new relationship expert, Dr. Perry, to have an affair with her. Parker struggles with jealous feelings towards Massimo's dog walker Sally. Simon moonlights on other Bellamy Shows for extra cash.
Dee feels supernaturally unpopular when her latest guest, a medium named "The Ghost Shouter", connects nearly everyone but her with a deceased loved one. Parker soon finds herself in a relationship with the supernatural man of her dreams and must finally decide between romantic fantasy and real life opportunity.
Dee steals Victoria's Nobel Peace prize and Parker forces her to break into Victoria's corporate headquarters to put it back. It's too bad for both of them that they get caught breaking in and get sent straight to jail.
Parker believes she's a great matchmaker and forces Simon to participate in the The Dee Show's matchmaking show. However, it turns out that Parker and Sinon have very different ideas of the kind of girl he should end up with.
Parker puts Simon in charge of his first story and is forced to confront her high school bully, Tyler Van Bustle, live on The Dee Show. Dee learns that she can be a bully when Russell confronts her about her behavior.
