Millie causes an uproar once again by insulting a famous pooch at a public event. Anna tries to redecorate on a budget, but finds it's hard to do, as one thing leads to another. Stan has the difficult task of getting Taylor to help discard the old apartment's old furniture without calling in a 'friend favour'.
Millie holds a dinner party, but shocks her guests with the menu selection; Joyce and Anna suggest that she cleanse her system, and offer to go through the process with her. Taylor's womanizing gets him into trouble at the office, and he turns to Stan for help; Stan finds that helping Taylor teaches him more about himself than he wanted to know.
Upon finding out that her condo unit comes with a storage locker, Millie decides to put it to good use by turning it into a clubhouse. Stan joins the club, but his intentions are less than honest; he intends to infiltrate the club and take it down from within. Joyce and Anna have a job on their hands when they try to stop Taylor from turning a profit from his new scheme of 'touching for tips.'
After the top mystery author at Haddison House casts aspersions on Millie's Grumpaloo books, she decides to fully explore her authorship by writing a novel. Turning to Stan for help with this process, she finds that Anna is a better guide than her life coach. Taylor learns some new lessons in how to be sexy when he has an encounter with an older woman.