Romance blooms between Jameson and Debbie Sue when he inadvertently saves her from a falling stage light. The romance quickly deteriorates into mind games, however, and it isn't long before the tears are flowing. Sketches include ""The Onion Ring,"" ""Al Pacino's Sitcom,"" and ""How To Lose A Guy In 28 Days Later.""
Debbie Sue brags that her newly acquired stalker is the ultimate celebrity status symbol, and an envious Jameson does whatever he can to attract his own stalker. While they argue over who is in the most danger, their stalkers become more interested in each other. Sketches include ""Sea Bisque,"" ""N.Y.P.D.A.D.D."" and ""Feasting for Famine.""
Chaos reigns as a horde of man-eating tigers takes over the red carpet at the 76th Annual Big Gold Awards. Jameson and Debbie Sue cover the breaking news while showing clips of the Best Picture nominees. Sketches include ""When Harry Met Sally Struthers,"" ""Pizza Deliverance,"" and ""Flatch Adams.""
Jameson and Debbie Sue are forced to think for themselves when their teleprompter breaks down. Jameson's attempt to ad-lib the news starts a vicious rumor that Kevin Spacey is trying to kill Queen Latifah. Sketches include ""First Wives Fight Club,"" ""Magical Black Men"" and ""Willie Shatner and the Chocolate Factory.""