Kevin ruthlessly but perhaps not intentionally annihilates cognitive abilities with his vampire magics in hopes he will retain unnotability in his new trade. Oh god he's a cop now.
The Kevin Plush Campaign has ended.
An unfathomable thank you to you who bought a Kevin, it has helped us immensely, genuinely thanks.
The events of this video and the previous promo ARE canon, by the way, just so you know.