Nude lawbreakers include a shooter on a San Francisco bridge during rush hour, a serial sexual deviant in Houston, a lawn ornament thief in Florida, a crew of beachside burger bandits in the buff and a weather-braving escaped convict in Idaho.

In Las Vegas, an offender bares all during a terrifying bus hijacking; a sausage thief shakes up a Florida retirement community; a pair of scantily clad flirts pulls out all the stops with Michigan police; a naked ninja scares an Ohio neighborhood.

A colorful cast of naked offenders in the South include a machete-wielding home invader, a stolen squad car, a pants-less driver who toys with deputies and a country icon in the buff's brush with the law in Texas.

In Houston, a naked man assaults commuters with pesticides; in North Carolina, a naked woman steals an officer's cruiser; in Miami, a beachgoer tries to steal a jet ski; in Texas, a couple awakens to a naked man standing over their bed.

A machete-wielding naked man terrorizes a gas station; a shoplifter stuffs steaks in his pants which he quickly sheds; a naked driver unleashes his wrath and more on a cruiser; a high-speed chase in Santa Fe ends with a crash and a bizarre tirade.

An armed stand-off with police, a joyride in a stolen ATV, a bold break-in, and a high-speed chase in a stolen truck - four brazen acts that shock bystanders even more after cameras reveal that the suspects are doing it all in the nude.

In Midtown Miami, a naked man's rampage at a gym spills onto the streets; in Houston, a nude intruder leaves behind a chilling message; a naked prowler keeps a Georgia community on edge.; in Ohio, a topless woman leads police on a high-speed chase.

A chilling home invasion, a pizzeria robbery, an early morning police pursuit and a normal drive to work interrupted by a violent rampage all share the commonality of a completely naked suspect.