Some viewers will know my football team from a series I once made about my rarely bad but also fantastic football team. Being lucky enough to win the lottery for the second episode in a row, I can spend my winnings on my big dream of making my team feel like a pro for a game and buying a former pro player.

In this episode, I win. That is, Daan. My lottery win goes towards aspiring to a dream life as a painting artist in Paris. I have quite a romanticised image of that in my head and would like to see if that image matches reality. We get a drawing course at Singer Laren, travel by train to Paris, where we play the tourist and get a painting course there from a French-English lady who informs us that a nude model is needed. Tobias (quite rightly) loses out and has to take off his clothes. My final work 'Tobi in Paris' can now (yes, really) be admired in Singer Laren. So be sure to go there!

OMG a new season of The Goldcrests!!! We kick off with Tobi winning, much to the chagrin of Jeppe who has never won an episode before. Tobi would like to learn how to make sushi from a sushi chef with a Michelin star ín Japan. All well and good but Jeppe and I don't let that happen so easily, we first do some research at ARTIS-Groote Museum in Amsterdam where an installation about the future of food is on display. We get Tobi to walk the streets of Tokyo in an animé suit. In short: worth watching.